GEORGE CARLIN on Homelessness and Golf
Wednesday, June 30th, 2010 at
11:23 pm
Excerpt from “Jammin’ in New York”
Duration : 0:5:42
Tagged with: comedy • funny • GeorgeCarlin • golf • stand • up
Filed under: Golf Courses
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i pray to george..! …
i pray to george..!!!
George Carlin = The …
George Carlin = The God of Cynicism and Realism
@dafuksup yes i …
@dafuksup yes i totally agree. if you didn’t take it personally or become offended , i was only trying to point out that carlin went after the comic & practical perspective. what that routine relayed to me was the lack of attention to the homeless problem & how we should take better care of each other & respect the God given space on this planet. not the direct relation to golf itself. please forgive me if i articulated the thought poorly. God bless you. happy golfing
@petrus4
Bullshit!
@petrus4
Bullshit!
i agree 100%
if …
i agree 100%
if you wanna play golf, go pay 7 or 8 bucks on a club and ball and play mini golf
There’s a reason …
There’s a reason why people don’t want low cost housing near them. I’ve lived next door to a block of flats filled with hard drug addicts before. It’s because we do not want to be violently murdered.
@GLHR lol i hate to …
@GLHR lol i hate to break it to you but not everyone works for the good of the nation. and golf courses are not ‘useless’. they provide jobs and recreation/entrertainment for people, and stimulate the economy. educate yourself and stop living in your fantasy world.
@GLHR im assuming …
@GLHR im assuming your a student
@dafuksup There’s …
@dafuksup There’s something on every free country constitution that says “Everybody has to work for the greater good of the nation” so private properties that are useless can and should be returned to the government. It’s not something that governments use for golf camps but there is a precedent. Sorry about my english, it’s not even my second language.
@westeastxybzd take …
@westeastxybzd take up alot of space? not really. guess what else takes up alot of space, shopping malls, skyscrapers, shooting ranges, even theatres/clubs/arenas where george did his stand up acts. maybe to some people those would be a waste of space if it doesnt interest them. and what about forests? theres tons of forests of uncleared land that arent put to use by humans, are those considered wastes of space? plus golf courses are privately owned so whats it matter to you what its used for
@dafuksup Though u …
@dafuksup Though u have to agree that these golf courses do take up alot of space
@MimeXperience ive …
@MimeXperience ive played alot of golf and im definately not an elitist or have ever struck up a “business deal” and many while i may be white many of my friends who also play are not white. its a fun game that anybody could play, it has nothing to do with class…and while i do think george carlin is a very smart man his generalization is off base and ignorant perspective. maybe it was this way about 50 years ago but these days alot of people play and the best player in the world is black
You’ve got the Idea …
You’ve got the Idea, George!
@dafuksup …
@dafuksup something makes me think even if george played golf & was even best friends with tiger,, that his opinion or perspective would remain the same. i’m just guessing though because of corse i cannot speak for george. well technically i actually can speak for george, anyone can. the only 1 who can no longer speak anything more for george is,,,,, george. all we have is what he has spoken & left behind for us to ponder…. thanks george. he didn’t leave me money , he left priceless wisdom
I love George …
I love George Carlin, however golf is a great game and has now become more available and easily accessable to the working classes
george carlin has …
george carlin has obviously never played golf before… or heard of tiger woods.
You want to see …
You want to see some take your dirt bike with fresh set knobby tires and do lots donuts on the putting greens. It is illegal and you could get charged with destruction of property but what fun to watch the look on their faces next morning. Then drive your dirt bike by the next morning stop and yell f you and watch the fun.
@novembre8211 there …
@novembre8211 there are so many people that love gulf how can you feel that way.
I personally find watching paint dry as exciting as gulf myself. LOL It can be a lot of fun to take your dirt bike out onto putting greens and do donuts the night before the big match. Although the resulting damage is illegal if golfers were true sportsmen they would love the challenge of putting through the ruts.
@hey10674 Glen has …
@hey10674 Glen has interviewed Carlin once. Its on YT somewhere
he’s right, I’d …
he’s right, I’d rather watch flies than play golf. wow let’s hit a little bitty ball into a little bitty hole FIVE FUCKIN’ MILES AWAY, miss the hole by 40 leagues, then let’s all hop into our ADORABLE little golf cart and on down to where we THINK the ball is….sigh
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By …
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By that, I mean that it attracts nominally small crowds for its money expenditures (saved for T. Woods) and is ultimately popular only to those who actually play it, or happen to be part of the local golf club. It is abysmally boring to watch, and does nothing to rally fan support. It really doesn’t deserve the amount of land or space that it takes up in this country, land which could go to use to build entire TOWNS or other areas of REAL business. I’m sorry, but golf is a joke.
@Mrspartan2009
Oh, …
@Mrspartan2009
Oh, well that is quite simple. We don’t take SMALL businesses or theaters for the homeless because those are common day things that a majority of Americans take part in. Golf, on the other hand, has got to be the whitest, most liberal bourgeoisie waste of land I have ever laid eyes on. Any other sport, by comparison, is at least efficient in its use of space. Golf, as can only be put best by Carlin, is simply needless and useless in every possible way.
thank you god for …
thank you god for sending us George, even if he doesnt believe in you!!
@JordanNave fag.
@JordanNave fag.
NIMBY !!! SO TRUE
NIMBY !!! SO TRUE