I have a little brother who just wont listen to facts. The only way I can get him to learn anything is by putting a twist on the topic or making it funny, while at the same time still keeping the educational facts intact. Unfortunately I can’t think of any funny reasons as to why Golf Balls have dimples. Therefore I would be really thankful if you’d help me out.

round balls are useless because birds will peck at them until a dimple forms…they will leave dimpled balls alone though

I am looking for a fairly cheap electric Golf Cart in good condition. I have not had any luck as far as prices go. Any ideas? Thanks!

try calabash

where to find teetering rocks discount coupons

Could not find any coupons and the cost is only $ 28-$30 with a cart which already pretty cheap. Have fun.

Me and my dad are wanting to start playing golf but need some clubs that are affordable

There are a number of places you can get discount Golf Clubs.
Try these:

ebay
globalgolf.com
gppgolf.com
golfetail.com
rockbottomgolf.com

Since you are a beginner, you can go to Wal-Mart, Target, or Dick’s Sporting Goods(if there’s one in your town) and get lesser known manufacturers equipment. You could also try tgw.com, golfsmith.com, edwinwatts.com, and austadsgolf.com and look at their closeout items. Those and the others I mentioned above are for the name brand manufacturers that have pre-owned/older model equipment.

I agree with George Carlin when he said that golf courses and cemeteries just take up way too much space. If we cremated everyone that passes away and give golf fanatics mini-golf we could actually cure homelessness. Anyone agree?

I agree about the cemeteries. My mom & dad were both cremated & I knew years ago as well I wanted to be too. Why waste the space is exactly right. We can still grieve for those who have passed away at home or church, etc.
I never even thought about the Golf Courses! I’ve never set foot on a golf course. It doesn’t appeal to me at all. It appears boring but I can’t knock it since I haven’t tried it.